Wikipedia talk:Requests for arbitration/Irismeister

Irismeister, I imagine that you could create a section at the bottom of Wikipedia:Matter of Irismeister evidence and add any information you feel the arbitration committee should be aware of there.

Note, Irismeister is confusing the number of edits listed on his watchpage with his user contributions. He has made nearly 1000 edits on the English Wikipedia. fabiform | talk 19:12, 24 Feb 2004 (UTC)

Perhaps irismeister would care to put links to the insults mentioned above. That way the arbitrators can see the crimes in full. theresa knott 22:57, 24 Feb 2004 (UTC)

Also, Irismeister if you want help with the arbitration process, you should ask the Wikipedia:Association of Members' Advocates. :) fabiform | talk 00:39, 25 Feb 2004 (UTC)The advocates are a group of people set up in order to assist people in arbitration. theresa knott 23:03, 26 Feb 2004 (UTC)

No problem, so let me see, we are now REALLY advancing on the following:

FRONT A Conflicts
FRONT B Arbitration
FRONT C My talk page
FRONT D Request for comments page
FRONT E Matter of Irismeister
FRONTS F through Z A few dozen outstanding talk pages

Considering my need for sleep, family life, talk with my friends and lawyers, editing QUALITY Wiki articles, caring for my patients and writing my books, which one (and other, if proposed do we start with ? I am so happy with my own trusted third party repository that I am willing and able to ask Theresa to be my advocate. She already helped this case more than she (or Horatio) can ever imagine. Note - Horatio is all about Shakespeare, and Sir Osler believes all medical doctor should have a Shakespearean width of interest in the depth and width of human mysteries : O) - Happy editing - irismeister 00:09, 2004 Feb 27 (UTC)

You misunderstand. Advocates are not poeple with whome you are conflict (like me, fabiform, David, MykReeve, or Jwrosenzweig)Advocates are people who are there to help you. You don't have to use them if you don't want to, but please don't imply that I was trying to attack you because I suggested them to you.

Times Danaos et dona ferentes... Happy editing :O) irismeister 13:51, 2004 Mar 12 (UTC)

For those curious, the phrase "Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes..." means "I fear the Greeks even when they come bearing gifts." and comes from Virgil's Aeneid. The analogy seems a little disingenuous to me, since Kingturtle's advice was solicited by Irismeister - [1] - MykReeve 14:33, 12 Mar 2004 (UTC)

Traduttore Traditore :O) Kingturtle is a trusted friend. The fragment refers exclusively to Theresa and her fabulous buddies, who offered advice and help here above, after a sordid ad hominem campaign! BTW, you failed to mention the Trojan Horse... :O) Happy ingenious, context-efficient editing - :O) irismeister 16:50, 2004 Mar 12 (UTC)

removed

C. The arbitration committee reserves the right to subsequently apply an edit throttle to Irismeister, should such a feature be made available by the MediaWiki developers.

For:
Against:
1. Fred Bauder 12:26, Mar 23, 2004 (UTC)
Abstain:
1. Camembert 03:49, 24 Mar 2004 (UTC) (what's the point in this? We reserve the right to do lots of stuff)
2. mav 06:23, 25 Mar 2004 (UTC) (agree with Camembert)
3. Martin 20:50, 25 Mar 2004 (UTC) (Lee convinces me)
4. the Epopt 20:57, 25 Mar 2004 (UTC) (ditto)
5. James F. (talk) 01:36, 26 Mar 2004 (UTC) (Good point, Cam)

Withdrawn (since I suggested it in the first place) Martin 14:11, 28 Mar 2004 (UTC)